Anonymous - 14/06/2014 21:32 - United States - Grand Prairie Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML 50 738 25 392
Anonyme - 16/05/2014 07:55 - Canada - Saint-jean-de-matha Today, I finally decided to get my five-year-old son a rabbit, so I explained to him how to take care of it. When I'd finished listing all the things he'd have to do, he replied, "That's too complicated... Couldn't we just eat it instead?" FML 438 81