killme - 29/02/2016 07:00 - Canada - Belleville Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML 12 557 23 600
Love is love SpiderMan - 12/03/2009 00:23 - United States Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor… and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML 57 486 106 848