•
•
•

Robbieisadowg

0

0

16

123

3788

71

Weston, America

Robbieisadowg

I like dowgs, breathing and soup. Nothing else.

Robbieisadowg -

Robbieisadowg -

Robbieisadowg

lovers5201

McClanahan

yahejofeut

rudegurl20

Clémence S...

hockeychic...

AndreaHoff...

MarionDumo...

Gillieaux

jordss

chrisbeaud...

Experteric

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

MarionDumo...

AnnaMuffin

TheTshirt

Robbieisadowg

Robbieisadowg

thatonesilentkidinclass - 04/05/2013 08:11 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I finally started exercising. I'm a rather obese person and I'm super pumped up to finally get off my lazy butt and lose some weight. Locking myself in my room, I first started with a very simple exercise: jumping jacks. I farted each time I jumped. I jumped 10 times. FML

49 735

12 140

caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

802

57

Anonymous - 12/01/2014 06:38 - Australia - Boondall

Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML

62 139

6 224

Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

20 167

18 381

loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

52 058

4 977