SpiderFather - 02/07/2013 08:01 - France Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML 476 46
Anonymous - 15/12/2012 08:52 - United States - Lakewood Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML 814 99