Creeped out Baustigt - 06/08/2014 13:34 - Australia Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML 41 001 4 596
Pierceew - 19/09/2009 05:22 - United States Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML 40 623 37 824