sbutler - 14/07/2011 20:14 - United States Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML 22 454 51 305
mike oxsmall - 16/06/2011 05:42 - United States Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML 51 068 6 560