Anonymous - 17/04/2013 15:14 - United States Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML 43 859 7 942
anonymous - 01/03/2013 15:52 - United States - La Grande Today, I filled out an application for a job at Dairy Queen. I handed my application to the manager along with my résumé, and he said he'd be in contact with me. Not even five minutes after I left, a friend who works there sent me a picture of my crumpled-up application in the trash. FML 38 270 2 803