The ball game Anonymous - - United States Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of a sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML 39 138 3 271
Looking forward to it OkieThePokie - 07/08/2017 13:00 Today, I found out that my unborn son has an abnormally large head. I have an abnormally small and narrow pelvis, and I'm allergic to local anesthetic, so no epidural or spinal for me. FML 5 195 460
Anonymous - 10/05/2017 00:10 - Netherlands - Wageningen Today, I got written up with a final warning because I ''drink alcoholic beverages'' at work. I was drinking Root Beer. FML 5 281 360
- 21/01/2017 18:00 Today, I had a fight with my sister, who lives with me. The reason? She demanded that I made her a steak pie at 9pm, after she had already eaten dinner. She's 20 and has been crying in her room ever since. FML 6 444 600