Fair enough Anonymous - - United States - Dallas Today, my long-term boyfriend insisted on me going down on him. When I asked what he would do in return, he said, "I was thinking McDonald's." FML 31 469 5 416
Golden Ackbar - - United States Today, I fell out of the shower. It was still on. Bracing my fall, I reached into the toilet. It wasn't flushed. FML 49 145 15 821