Idk - 29/05/2014 06:46 - United States - Gainesville Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML 65 751 5 111
wow - 11/07/2009 20:02 - United States Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML 64 055 5 161
Old? - 14/01/2009 23:20 - United States Today, a student of mine used the phrase "well, you know, like back in your day" about defining "going out". I'm only 24. FML 25 743 2 269