WorthLessThanACareer - 21/06/2016 12:57 Today, the guy I've been dating said we couldn't see each other anymore because he needed to focus on his career. He's unemployed. FML 13 538 1 211
TheMichaelNixon - 14/11/2009 21:37 - United States Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML 8 804 75 555