LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML 26 591 2 260
Tonguetied0496 - 10/12/2012 07:21 - United States - Claremont Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML 37 895 7 423