randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML 54 187 4 260
Sorry, son Waffle - Today, a little boy called me, crying that "Grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say, "Wrong number." FML 53 127 4 775
WorstLifeEver - 25/06/2010 00:45 - United States Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML 64 930 13 395