sarahh38 - 16/09/2009 18:23 - Canada Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML 23 171 105 574
Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML 52 111 4 384
Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML 69 864 17 489