fml7458364838 - 25/06/2009 01:15 - United States Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML 51 505 5 516
rileym797 - 17/06/2009 06:00 - United States Today, my wife took herself, the kids, and extended family members I've never even heard of to New York. She paid the 7,000$ bill with my credit card. FML 48 424 4 696