crazystar69 - 09/03/2011 18:19 - United States Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML 53 966 4 839
poked - 06/03/2011 00:24 - United States Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML 63 920 4 147