Joe - 10/03/2009 00:26 - Canada Today, I was at a dance. I was griding with this guy when I felt something move in his pants. I stood up and stepped away. He replied with "Don't flatter yourself, it was my phone". FML 23 281 56 183
CaptainSosuke - 27/01/2009 01:54 - United States Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up. FML 25 888 8 471