Becca34

5389

Ottawa, Canada
27
Wednesday 25 March 1998

Becca34

19, Canadian, loves fictional characters and scary movies

Becca34 -

Becca34

lovers5201

skinnypig

allysonmar...

Lool37

BrigitteKo...

MelvinNewG

Exsoul

BadAtPuns

ememsee

fifee

thisisbuta...

distortedc...

MelvinNewG

thisisbuta...

Bfhaupe94

seb2404

carol25

pierrotlol

croquant77

TexasDiese...

arkh_angel

enginsteve

pks2014

zainman13

Becca34

About that…

Noname - 25/02/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "So when are you getting that nose job?" FML

47 024

6 865

whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

22 865

3 411

Anonymous - 11/05/2015 06:59 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML

34 337

3 562

Thank you for your service

vomitgirl - 28/04/2015 05:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML

31 156

2 466

nothesisforme - 11/03/2015 14:01 - France

Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML

37 010

2 960