KittenTime - 26/05/2011 21:03 - United Kingdom Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML 40 107 7 555
meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML 800 715 65 958
Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML 150 438 22 976