JetSnipe42

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Jetsnipe42

I've not much to say really, I'm 18 years old, Pansexual, Transgender, British and I have Aspergers syndrome and ADHD. I love a fair few things, such as Video games, cosplaying and the Fallout franchise. So... Yeah Ad Victoriam!

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Anonymous - 17/01/2018 06:00

Today, I was walking the boardwalk when I felt a strange sensation between my legs as I sneezed. My tampon shot out like a cork and rolled to the side of my granny panties. I had to waddle like Yosemite Sam to the nearest potty. I was on a date. FML

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cookyourowndamndinner - 17/04/2017 06:00 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my roommates sat me down and said we need to have a serious chat. I was worried, until they asked me if I could quit my new night job. When I asked why, they said it was because I wasn't home anymore to cook them dinner. FML

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Tickdick - 24/03/2017 21:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I got out of the shower and noticed a tiny leaf on my penis. With legs. Squirming. I have a new nickname. FML

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CreditIsDue - 27/03/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, as I was leaving the mall, a young girl approached me and asked me for my credit card so that she could, "Check my account." When I said, "No, thank you.", her mother came out of nowhere and started shouting at me for not playing along and for, "hurting her daughter's feelings." FML

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offrampmotel - 28/03/2017 14:00

Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML

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