damn dog - 05/07/2013 05:43 - United States Today, during a firework show, my dog gave me her opinion about them by practically eating half my bedroom door then defecating on my bed. FML 40 701 7 868
rockstarohyeah - 02/07/2009 06:18 - United States Today, I was given the best news of my life. I am cancer free and am not, at the ripe age of 23 going to bite the dust. My husband left his journal on the nightstand in our bedroom. He wrote, "I feel like a bad person, but if she dies, I don't have to get divorced." FML 83 058 4 864
MLS - 14/02/2009 23:19 - United States Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML 39 374 5 366