Anonymous - 30/03/2014 10:04 - United Kingdom - Romford Today, I asked my daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently, the shop only had four-pints, so she got that and poured half down the drain. FML 48 812 6 920
Surprise! Anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:30 - United States Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. Then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him, giving me the evil eye. FML 36 761 2 834