Succession Greatgrandpa - - Curacao Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML 33 415 2 975
Underage boozing drunk under 18 teenager - 19/08/2014 13:37 - Morocco - Marrakech Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was, if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML 27 096 50 323