itsnotyouitsme - 20/04/2016 18:54 - United States - San Francisco Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML 11 326 35 338
Not that there's anything wrong with that notgay - 21/06/2015 06:04 - United States - Cranford Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML 28 782 3 589