Anonymous - 23/08/2015 14:03 - United States - Charlotte Today, after some great sex, my boyfriend mused: "You know, from this position, I could punch you in the cunt and you wouldn't be able to stop me." I could only relax when he finally fell asleep nearly an hour later. FML 24 732 2 769
Anonymous - 04/06/2015 12:26 - United States - San Bruno Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML 34 568 4 451