ripmyphone - 13/01/2016 01:18 - United States - Glen Allen
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Bex98 - 11/01/2016 08:17 - United States - San Francisco
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idk0002 - 05/01/2016 16:46 - United States - Belleville
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Hey, OP here, first off the kitten is just fine... Just avoids wires now is all. Second, my roommate apparently got loopy on her allergy medication and her sleeping pills and didn't realize what was going on. And third, I absolutely love the puns, thank you very much for making my bad situation better
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peachass - 29/12/2015 04:59 - Australia - Melbourne
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Anonymous - 26/12/2015 16:54 - Canada - Oakville
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So, this is my FML. I'm not sure if it's verified, because I keep forgetting my passwords. Like a complete ******* haha. But anyways, this answer was prompted because I asked the server to describe the alfredo sauce, and she said: "It's creamy and white." Also, the FML about the veteran and his pickup line was also mine a few months ago, and of course I didn't have an account when I posted then either. Also, my brother did not willingly hang out with me haha. My family and a few other families were travelling together, and the teenagers, who all happened to be friends of my brother, went to eat together.