queenlatifa101bebe - 10/12/2011 02:48 - United States Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML 30 416 16 506
Vince - 09/12/2011 19:38 - Canada Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML 37 081 3 243
Poetry in politics blondie101 - - United States Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML 13 994 100 483