youfuckingslut - 11/11/2012 19:11 - United States Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML 30 711 3 380
smellyhouse - 27/11/2011 10:19 - Canada Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML 30 959 2 519
Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML 512 153