Cheeky Anonymous - - United States - Brooklyn Today, I was eating breakfast when my little brother asks, "Mommy, what do you do for a living?" My mom replied, "I'm a headmaster." My dad then goes, "Oh yeah, she is." FML 20 139 2 535
Anonymous - 20/11/2013 03:42 - United States - Brooklyn Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML 29 805 71 887