unluckysamaritan - 15/10/2016 08:51 - Sweden Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML 15 525 989
aianmoo16 - 01/05/2016 21:52 - United States - Chicago Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML 11 449 9 211
mags - 16/02/2009 15:05 - United States Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said, "See you in a decade." FML 45 436 6 819