Anonymous - 03/06/2014 08:56 - United Kingdom - Dunmow Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML 45 183 5 526
The L word Anonymous - 26/05/2014 15:53 - United States - San Francisco Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML 52 156 7 137