Poor kitty toothpastecat - 13/05/2011 15:41 - Canada Today, I was brushing my teeth. As I bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spat a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML 29 653 8 433
Anonymous - 15/11/2009 14:47 - Canada Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML 39 866 3 973
Jacobro - 26/01/2009 19:08 - United States Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it. FML 20 910 9 378