Never forget mariokarter - 28/08/2009 04:41 - United Kingdom Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mario Kart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!" Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML 52 667 7 012
Thanks, I guess joAnne - 03/03/2009 21:36 - United States Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML 77 811 4 178