GiWi - 18/11/2009 16:45 - Ireland Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML 32 745 3 295
oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML 59 191 29 834
CMANIA - 07/09/2009 22:19 - United States Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on my white dress shirt - right by my left nipple. Absentmindedly, I licked my finger and tried rubbing the stain out. When I looked up, the Vice President was staring at me in disbelief. FML 40 039 6 632