flea-bitten - 06/04/2013 19:41 - United States Today, I was discussing possible career choices with my relatives. Pretty much everyone expressed the belief that I'm screwed for life, with my grandma commenting later: "She ain't even got the tits for porn. God help her." FML 48 425 4 445
ARE YOU ******* SORRY? hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML 70 115 31 393