Cam - 25/02/2019 18:00 I excitedly told my roommate of FIVE years I was pregnant. Her response? “Wait. You’re a girl?” 2 449 333
Bad hair day Kyrstin Budd - Today, I noticed a lady at work staring at me very intently. When she realized she had my attention, she made a sweeping gesture over her head and said, "Hair is like Trump!" FML 4 311 624
shitless88 - 20/08/2011 00:23 - United States Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML 32 876 4 271
pass me the fucking rope - 18/06/2016 13:17 - United States - Brooklyn Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML 14 462 945