Anonymous - 10/01/2015 03:41 - United States - Houston Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML 30 566 2 465
fitzy79 - 31/01/2014 20:04 - United States Today, I had to wake up at 4am because my boss set an important business meeting for first thing in the morning. After making sure everything was ready, I went to work. My boss ended up oversleeping and moved the meeting to tomorrow. FML 46 813 3 761