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dear god help me. - 04/09/2013 22:46 - United States - Ewa Beach
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ClaireWinchester - 02/09/2013 00:47 - United States - Half Moon Bay
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NotGabe - 01/09/2013 14:25 - United States - Houston
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OP here. Looks like I caused some confusion, so let me clear it up. In the US, the changeable tops of a bottle are called nipples. Basically, a female customer gave my **** a twist.
THIS DOESN'T FEEL NICE… OHHH
SplishSplash - 01/09/2013 01:21 - United States
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Hey guys, OP here (: I was so excited to hear that this got published!! Thank you for all your feedback, even the ones saying I deserved what happened. I believe due explanations are in order. First of all: I wasn't the one who lit the Cheetos on fire, that was courtesy of my older brother. He saw a post on iFunny saying that Cheetos are flammable, so, naturally he felt the need to see which flavor of Cheetos burned the fastest. He then he ran into my room to show me his discovery, waving a flaming Cheeto around proudly. I'm assuming you can guess what happened next.