Anonymous - 13/01/2017 16:38 Today, I went to Walmart with all my birthday money, which I had in a wallet with my permit and everything else. I was sat on a bench looking for items for my iPod Touch However… I left my wallet behind. Turns out an old couple stole it. I got my shit jacked by grandparents. FML 6 421 2 511
- 13/01/2017 18:00 Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML 8 724 604
Kole - 13/01/2017 20:00 Today, I got the most painful neck cramp of my life after whipping my head back in laughter at something that wasn't even that funny. FML 5 566 1 918
MySistersDogisStupid - 13/01/2017 22:00 Today, I took mine and my sister's dog for a walk in the park near my house. The dog managed to find a large piece of rotting, frozen meat buried in the snow and tried to eat it. I had to pry it from his mouth and can't get the smell out of my gloves and coat. FML 6 871 795
- 14/01/2017 08:00 Today, I have peace of mind that I am not pregnant, thanks to my IUD. It's not because of the effectiveness of the contraceptive, but my inability to touch my boyfriend. I haven't stopped bleeding since my doctor installed it 3 weeks ago. FML 5 696 690