dypshyyt - 22/07/2014 23:20 - United States Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML 24 112 56 578
teegtwo - 22/07/2014 05:55 - United States Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML 45 043 27 005