Anonymous - 18/11/2015 02:13 - United States - Herndon Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML 30 033 9 505
ruserious - 07/08/2015 11:24 - Australia - Sydney Today, I discovered my new step-dad has a rule about the shower. After three minutes, he turns the water off at the source. I had to beg him to turn it back on whilst covered in shampoo suds, and the only way I could get him to give me another minute was to forfeit my phone for the week. FML 33 597 2 285