wendtinmypants - 31/05/2014 15:05 - United States - Omaha Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML 49 926 9 223
aviators - 07/04/2009 18:37 - United States Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML 99 336 29 813