cc13799 - 28/05/2014 00:13 - United States - Brooklyn Today, my allergies are so bad that it's affected the way my voice sounds. It's so bad my mom has taken to calling me Aflac because I sound like the duck in the commercials. FML 42 541 4 391
Anonymous - 12/02/2013 18:43 - United States Today, my girlfriend and I both developed food poisoning from last night's sushi. Our apartment has one bathroom. FML 32 333 3 326