Tang - 27/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML 5 890 579
RickTooBomb - 05/10/2016 15:23 - United States - Falls Church Today, I was working as a valet when an old guy came up and wanted us to park his car. He said he had an accident. We looked in the car and saw poop all over the seat. We still had to park the car. FML 12 797 823