burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML 24 372 2 127
New filter hantavirus - - United States Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML 59 377 11 517