Broke boyz ohno - - United States Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paperclip. FML 28 764 5 574
Username - 28/02/2011 05:44 Today, after we'd let an author rent out our cabin, we read in the book of poems he wrote while staying that he'd described how he enjoyed sitting on our table naked. The same table we often eat off. FML 32 465 5 183
Anonymous - 29/08/2010 07:27 - Canada Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy, when suddenly he pulled out and told me that "he had another fat chick meeting him in twenty minutes." FML 38 988 15 564