oncehipjr - 03/10/2014 19:04 - United States - Dallas
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Best part of where I live - definitely the rum.
When life gets you down you know what you gotta do???..... Just keep swimming
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themonesterman - 03/04/2014 02:25 - United States - Brooklyn
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notamum - 29/03/2014 02:07 - Australia - Belmont
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vaalcrawford - 11/05/2011 04:59 - Canada
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it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.
Update: The point of thr FML was not to complain about giving my room for my grandma, but it was to complain about: A) Her reasoning for not taking the guest room. B) The cat.