Anonymous - 09/02/2013 20:03 - United States - Chula Vista Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML 36 916 4 925
Anonymous - 08/02/2013 15:36 - United States Today, I found a cup full of urine in the bathtub. No one in my family knows where it came from. This is the second time it's happened. FML 34 328 2 674