Anonymous - 12/12/2011 03:38 - United States Today, I found out that my father died a little over a year ago. I don't know what's worse; the fact that I don't care or the fact that in his will all he wanted was me not to attend his funeral. FML 36 905 6 873
I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML 39 407 4 710
Meg - 13/06/2009 22:46 - United States Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML 51 392 2 819