Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML 74 470 6 400
father of the year - 01/08/2013 06:21 - United States Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML 64 496 11 878